Total Medals Earned: 546 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,475 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/220 points)
Complete Level 10
Feed 100 Mooks
Get a Total Score of 2500+
Feed 50 Mooks
Complete Level 1
Complete All Levels
Feed 250 Mooks
Medals Earned: 16/21 (665/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Collect 5000 skulls
reach space
Medals Earned: 12/18 (280/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Glimmer
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.