hello, everyBody. this is clockwannaBe here with a nice little reminder. i'm going to see if any of you can guess what letter (or suBliminal symBol) this paragraph is aBout. if you think you know the answer, post it in one of the comment Boxes Below.

Yay! This has been a cool Christmas! Ironically enough, My Mom, (with a teachers salary) my Dad,(currently unemployed, thinking of going back to his ol' cubicle.) My Nana, (Now living off of Her Social Security Checks), and my Uncle Ed (Professional Football-watcher...er...) really came through for me this year and got me awesome gifts. And we all know how low Teachers get paid these days (I'll be adding that to CW's school of Hard Knocks, don't worry.) a small (according to my mom) $1,000 every other week. That's barely enough to pay for the groceries, and beleive me, I'm ALWAYS hungry. Thank God my Nana got me candy this year... and gum... or does gum fall under the category of candy... I don't know

Anyways, onto my X-mas present list.

Camp Foxtrot the Comic book (I'm obsessed with Foxtrot comic books.)

A Futurama comic book (too lazy to check which one)

A little Mushroom candy dispenser from Mario (nice to use as a collector's item)

a $25 gift card to GameStop (Hallelujah! ... what? I'm broke.)

DDR supernova 2 (At last, an excuse for not excersising on wednesday!)

Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 (THANK GOD!!!)

A wiimote keychain (with real working lights!)

A new PS2 controller (finally, now I can have someone to laugh at when I beat them at Battlefront instead of just playing 1-player.)

New headphones for the Computer (Well, It's about time!)

A Simpsons calender

The Simpson's Christmas collection DVD (volume 2)

The Complete Lord of The Rings DVD collection. (THERE IS A GOD!!!)

A little fake fishtank desk buddy (now I have something to do in math class... I hope Mrs. S isn't reading this...)

A huge Star Trek book (Set phazers on chapter 1, data.)

Simpsons Jeopardy (Now with questions my Mom knows more than me (well I was negative 3 years old when the simpson's came out... or something like that.)

Fruit (yay?)

A new Pokémon Pokéball! (From that huge Keychain Pokéball collection I started when I was seven)

A New Dart Gun (YES!!!!!!!!! THERE REALLY IS A GOD!!!)

A B Magnet (now I can spread Clockmas all over the world with this beutiful Magnet... I wonder what happens if I put it on my computer scr-)

rebooting... rebooting... reboot successful.

That moon sand stuff (THE COMMERCIALS LIE!!! LIE, I SAY!!!)

Hyperslide (that color matching-game thing where you slide stuff under the thing to get colors right and...yeah. That's the one.)

And The 3rd and Final book in the 'His Dark Materials' book trilogy... Y'know, The Amber Spyglass?... By the same guy who made The Golden Compass... and The Subtle Knife... Y' don't know? Aw...

And That's about it. What'd I tell you? Great presents for Family members with very little Cash, huh? ...Yes I realize I'm spoiled. Don't kill me, I've got a sharp Christmas Ornament on my side.

Hi, guys! I want to wish all of you a Merry Clockmas and Boxing day a bit ahead of myself, since I'll be at my Dad's house all day tomorrow and I'm just gonna sleep all day on the 26th, so Merry Clockmas and Happy Boxing Day... or any other holidays I might miss from now 'till my next post...

I just bought the Futurama movie 'Bender's Big Score' (by JUST, I mean I got it last week and I just remembered to tell you guys), and I learned something interesting. If you yell at the top of your lungs

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in under 5 seconds, you get a large green time portal and get to go into the past, although, you can't go back into the future. Also, a time-created duplicate of an object will end up in an area called 'The Doom Field', which will not create a paradox, but doom the time-created duplicate. For instance: If Ice Block went back in time two days, then the Ice Block from two days ago would be doomed, yet at the exact same time, the Ice Block from the future would not age at all until it has been 2 days, and age at the exact speed as normal. Otherwise, if the current Clock Crew went back in time to the Old Clock Crew, all of the duplicated members would all spontainiously combust, as would the Old Clock Crew entirely. Speaking of Futurama, I was inspird by Proffesser Fernsworth's idea for a different invention: The Death Clock. Using it, I can tell exactly when people will die! (I call aListers' CDs.)

p.s., Saltshaker, yes I am Vectorman999 on deviantart.

I've been invited to join the Garbage Whistle Crew (GWC). But before I say yes or no, I must ask: If I join, will I have to leave the Clock Crew?

Otherwise, below is a picture of a flash animation my friend Doug is helping me animate (he's the one with flash. I just use his.) It's called 'CW's school of Hard Knocks, starring the following Clocks/other people:

Myself
Ice Block
aListers
SaltshakerClock
SBC
Rupee
Tom and Wade
Some Locks
B (of course)
The Devil (don't ask)
Random Pokémon
And a bunch of buildings, blackboards, etc.

Here's some Clock Crew Jokes I thought of:

What's A Clock's favorite weapon?
A BB Gun!

What is the CC's favorite Musical note?
B flat!

What did the Clock Crew use as opposed to the falling ball in NYC?
A meteorite countdown 'till it hits the Lock HQ!

What is the Clockiest Band ever?
The Btles!

What is the CC's favorite animal?
B's!

What is the CC's favorite element?
Boron! (It has the Chemical symbol of B)

And That's it.

Happy seven days 'till Christmas!
Happy eight days 'till Boxing Day!
And happy however many days are left of Kwanza!

Hi all. I'm just letting you all know that I'm making a new comic series on my deviant art home page called 'The Shady Devil and Craft' based on a comic series I started back in sixth grade called 'The Chronicles and Misadventures of The Devil and Commander Craft' (as you can guess, I had just beat Megaman Zero 4 when I named the characters). You lucky people are the first to be notified. Now wait for the people on deviant to get as excited and happy.

Doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom!

"Quiet, CW. We're here!"

"B"

Merry Christmas Everybody! (Christian)
Happy Hannakuh Everybody! (Jewish) (p.s. Sorry if I spelled Hannakuh wrong. I'm Christian)
Happy Kwanza Everybody! (idk the religion. Sorry) (again, I'm sorry If I spelled Kwanza wrong)
And Happy Boxing Day Everybody! (British)

Be aware: since I am 25% British, 25% Irish, 49% American and 1% Vampire, I do have a CW picture for Boxing Day. Er... That is... How many THINK Boxing day to be. Not what it really is. If your Confused at this, just... wait 'till my next post, okay?

Cold... It's cold here... It really is... I bet TheIceCubeClock is enjoying this weather. Aren't you? I'm just guessing so. Otherwise, happy holidays everyone.

I'm frozen in the picture below. My cousin disagrees. Don't ask.